我的征男友广告
我的征男友广告
本人,女,二十一岁,现居**。没收入,待养中,长相不影响市容。现收购男友一名。 品牌:永久牌
要求:
第一:全新,九成新以上也可,不是任何厂家所属,保证不买一送一。
第二:出厂日期为1982-1986年之间。
第三:各零部件齐全,无明显破损。外形能够拿得出手,也进得厨房。芯片无破损,尚在保质期。
第四:型号要适中。最好是中码。竖着比我高,横着比我长。长度为165cm以上。重量55~70kg。
第五:安全环保型。无噪音,手感不错。颜色不要太单调,质量稳定可靠。能够24小时使用。
第六:色泽均匀外观整洁。需ISO9002质量体系认证。实用节能无噪音。
第七:厂家有保障,国产,国外产品,中外合资也可。
第八:必须具有自动取款功能,最好每月能自动提款。
第九:有单独的包装盒一套(房子),带轮子的更好(车子),没有也罢,要有能力实现。
第十:安全有保障。无不良嗜好,稳重,有上进心,能承担责任。
January 25th, 2008 at 3:06 am
wah,Datin Hoe,u shock me leh…so desperate dy oh??haha,but still gt many terms n consitions,haiz…
seem like wanna buy a car nia,wakaka…
may ur dream come true :p
January 25th, 2008 at 3:14 am
wah,Datin Hoe,u shock me leh…so desperate dy oh??haha,but still gt many terms n conditions,haiz…
seem like wanna buy a car nia,wakaka…
may ur dream come true :p
January 26th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
dun be so shock la looi..
is not the one tht i wrote it la..
i saw it on my fren blog then feel like it so ngam with me then so juz copy it down lo…
actually i am not that desperate d la..
muahaha…
single is the best….horray….
January 29th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Lol…y u copy ppl’s blog??
thought ur mandarin suddenly improve so much tim…haiz…salah sangka rupanya…
cant believe that ’single is the best’ come out from ur mouth,haha!!
January 30th, 2008 at 1:56 am
wei….i always promote ppl to be single ma…that is y i still single….single not bad wat…muahaha…and wan to add sth here…cohabitation rocks.. haha
February 9th, 2008 at 8:06 am
lolz.. nice post ^^
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 am
手感不错?
hahahahahah…
October 30th, 2008 at 4:27 am
ha, how can like tha one? x wory, i believed you will get a better one de…the time x yet ripen…
with love,
mei xia